the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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