I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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