Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Umm I'm too high to move.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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