fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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