I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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