And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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