i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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