i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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