this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She announced her abortion via fbk
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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