i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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