Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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