Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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