Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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