She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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