So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
