This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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