btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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