it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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