Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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