I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
