Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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