I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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