great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There's always time for handjobs
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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