C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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