Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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