had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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