Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Randomize
