I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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