she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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