I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
