Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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