Moan for me like Helen Keller
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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