idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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