To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
that's an acceptable place to lick
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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