i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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