I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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