is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
