I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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