good thing vaginas are great cup holders
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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