it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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