is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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