The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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