Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
