That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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