like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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