but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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