the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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