is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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