Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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