i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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