3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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