so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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